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Duggar Dysfunction: And Baby Makes 18!

Pop Culture Crime
4 min readSep 7, 2020

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Michelle Duggar is about to give birth to her 18th child, and it’s time to name the baby. Josh (I think) suggests the name Juanita. Jackson likes the name Jamocha.

Justin proposes Jim Bob’s favorite name, Julie Grace. Jason prefers the name Juicy Fruit. Joy and a lot of the other girls like Jordyn Makaya, but Jim Bob is not a big fan.

Anna and Josh again suggest the name Juanita, I’m guessing because they think it’s funny? They remind us that they have not picked a letter theme yet for their kids, which prompts Jinger to make this face.

TLC | 17 Kids and Counting: And Baby Makes 18!

Michelle counts the votes after the shitshow of an election. We’re left with a cliffhanger.

The family loads up in the bus to go see the hospital where Michelle will give birth. The rooms are nice and the hospital is brand new. She’s going to give birth in a few weeks.

In the waiting room, the kids start banging on a light wall. Jinger makes more faces, and they check out the chapel in the hospital. It is here in this sacred place that Johannah suggests that the baby be named Jeffrey Giraffe.

Michelle comes back to the doctor later for an appointment. Jim Bob reassures us that he trusts the doctor, who is very experienced with VBAC (vaginal birth after Cesarean). Dr. Sarver tells us that Michelle’s biggest risk factors…

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