We Like to Do Things *A Little Differently* Around Here

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Thanks for taking the time to fill out our job application! Just wanted to let you know that we do things a little differently in these parts. We don’t accept resumes, but feel free to spend a few hours turning your resume into a fun flier or newsletter that we will accept!

Also, we ask that you make yourself available for six video interviews so we can assess your ability to be at our beck and call throughout the week.

We are looking for a ninja rockstar who can knock it out of the park week after week! We mean that last part — there are no days off. And if you love what you do, you won’t even notice that you’re working! Overtime is mandatory and you have no chance at health insurance.

Now, you might be wondering, “That sounds great! But what’s next?”

It’s easy! Just write four essays about nine experiences you had with your least favorite grandmother. We’ll get back to withing the year.