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What Every Nextdoor Thread Looks Like Right Now
Person A: Does anybody know where I can buy pinto beans and toilet paper? I’m all out.
Person B: Nope, sorry. But, let me go into a story about my own recent shopping experience.
Person C: The stores are crazy right now! Somebody just yelled at me for standing too close to them. People are way too worried.
Person D: I would yell at you too! Respect people’s distance! This is not a game, and peoples lives are on the line here.
Person E: I don’t know, but would you pick some up for me while you’re out?
Person F: You didn’t plan in advance? Stay home! You’re just as bad as everybody taking walks. Stay home means stay home!
Person G: I saw toilet paper at Costco. By the way, do you know where I can get a manicure?
Person H: A manicure? Are you serious? What part of ‘stay home order’ don’t you understand?
Person I: Come on, guys. You’re all living in fear. Why shouldn’t Person G get a manicure if she’s not sick? There’s absolutely 0 risk there.
Person J: Hey guys, do you know where I can get pinto beans and toilet paper?
