What Every Nextdoor Thread Looks Like Right Now

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Person A: Does anybody know where I can buy pinto beans and toilet paper? I’m all out.

Person B: Nope, sorry. But, let me go into a story about my own recent shopping experience.

Person C: The stores are crazy right now! Somebody just yelled at me for standing too close to them. People are way too worried.