Where Did That Miss Susie Song Come From?
Growing up, we would recite a naughty song and clap our hands together. We would giggle, titillated at the thought of getting one over on our parents.
“We’re not really saying the word!” we would say. “It just sounds like we’re going to.”
It went:
Miss Susie had a steam boat,
The steam boat had a bell (Ding! Ding!),
Miss Susie went to heaven,
The steam boat went to . . .
Hello operator, give me number 9,
And if you disconnect me, I’ll chop off your . . .
Behind the refrigerator, there lay a piece of glass
Miss Susie slipped upon it and broke her little . . .
Ask me no more questions, tell me no more lies,
The boys are in the bathroom zipping up their . . .
Flies are in the bathroom, bees are in the park,
The boys and girls are kissing in the D-A-R-K, D-A-R-K, Dark, dark, dark
When I was a kid, I feel like it was impossible to meet another girl who didn’t know the song. But where did it come from?
According to Wikipedia, some version of the song was recorded somewhere between 1910 and 1940 as…
